Wednesday, May 26, 2010

018: To whom it may concern


My parents are moderately concerned about my deleterious mental state and therefore, have not been leaving me home alone as often as they used to, leading to a shortage in notes and my brief absence. Here's an oldie, but a goodie. Mother's eloquence really shines through in her request that I 'wipe shit from basement toilet' as a sort of pre-game ritual before our team of Ukranian cleaning ladies come over.

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