
My parents are moderately concerned about my deleterious mental state and therefore, have not been leaving me home alone as often as they used to, leading to a shortage in notes and my brief absence. Here's an oldie, but a goodie. Mother's eloquence really shines through in her request that I 'wipe shit from basement toilet' as a sort of pre-game ritual before our team of Ukranian cleaning ladies come over.

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