I'm pretty sure American Idol made a giant mistake by not featuring my family amongst the other needy recipients on tonight's 'Idol Gives Back' episode. We are clearly in a dire paper rationing situation if all three of us have to share one scrap page from the Responsible Gambling notebook.
I am on a significant amount of medication that impairs my memory and thus, I have to create itemized lists of things I want to download or I'll never remember otherwise. However, this list was ravaged by both a casino/hotel confirmation number and a warning not to use the upstairs toilet. When I inquired as to why, Mother said "the biggest turd [she'd] ever seen" clogged up our indoor plumbing.
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Ha--would love to see your family on Idol Gives Back!
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