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Saturday, April 10, 2010
004: House Rules
House Rules as dictated by Mother:
Heat the dog's food for 8 seconds
Take Saran Wrap off before heating
Don't cook and don't smoke
Don't turn ceiling light on in my room
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015: The Report Card
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003: How to Survive Overnight Without Mother
002: Clutter, The Enemy
001: Welcome to 2010
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